The Adolf Loos of sweaters
a patron saint of no frills
overt ergonomics
and anomie anew
A cable knit, not quite. For miscreants and misfits, cads cognoscenti, foppish femmes and anyone just unafraid to rococo. A riot in reverse — spun out of cardies and discarded ties — conspiracy of the counter-cravat.
Our Breviary of Briefs
in seven menstrual monochromes
Have the time of the month every day of the week
makes no attempt to fix it: the Devi of the Darn is adamant — annihilation through embroidery. This is a style that lends itself to logo-logorrhea, whereby we try and replicate your sweater’s trademarked sign for just that 'what-the-heck effect'. It’s not for nothing Heidegger once called us litigationlustig.
we now have stumbled onto even swifter implements of suture — STAPLES —
which like Lacanian points de capiton,
will weld in one the weft and warp of patching fabric with life's reflective shards of pain.
If punk had brought the safety pin into the fold of fashion,
the super quick sewing kit.
for self-care and repair
each sweater comes with its sachet of staples —