BUY IT DAMMIT

Because your dithering at electronic check-outs

kills human cashiers and kittens. 

 

 

BUY SERVICE: Donate it, please, and have it back. Solicitations are financial instruments akin to futures, options, and other derivatives. We sell you a solicitation of your sweater, which you then reacquire – minus any holes, stains, snags  or other textural infelicities that we have sealed with Logopatch.

A simple, elegant solution – soliloquy in stitch form.

 

 

BUY PRODUCT: What you see AIN’T what you get. But we endeavour to approximate.

PURVEYORS OF PATCH

 

 

 

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