Because your dithering at electronic check-outs
kills human cashiers and kittens.
BUY SERVICE: Donate it, please, and have it back. Solicitations are financial instruments akin to futures, options, and other derivatives. We sell you a solicitation of your sweater, which you then reacquire – minus any holes, stains, snags or other textural infelicities that we have sealed with Logopatch.
A simple, elegant solution – soliloquy in stitch form.
BUY PRODUCT: What you see AIN’T what you get. But we endeavour to approximate.
PURVEYORS OF PATCH